" secret agents "

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

1: When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

  * e.g.,  ... Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday. Amy: What do you mean? Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real. 

 [ "secret agent" ]

1: A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

  * e.g.,  ... No Rizla's? Secret agent time! 

 [ "secret agent" ]

1: A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

  * e.g.,  ... i gave that bitch a secret agent 

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

1:  A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

  * e.g.,  ... "you wanna smoke a joint man" 

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

2:  A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

  * e.g.,  ... "Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here" 

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

3: Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't worry, I made a secret agent" 

 [ "secret agent" ]

1: a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

  * e.g.,  ... My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day. 

 [ "The Secret Agent" ]

1: When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.

  * e.g.,  ... While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent. 

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

1: A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

  * e.g.,  ... The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI. 

 [ "secret agent" ]

1: Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent. 

 [ "Secret Agent" ]

1: When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend. Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

  * e.g.,  ... I just had a secret agent. 

 [ "secret agent" ]

1: What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

  * e.g.,  ... MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!